Watercooled fours

My first ever CBR600 really blew away my mind. It wasn't even
one of the hotter later models but a 31000 mile F1. After an ubiquitous
Superdream it was well wild yet at the same time even easier to
ride than the CB250N! Trying to overtake cars on the little Honda
was a laugh a minute, often feeling like I was going backwards.
The CBR just zoomed through the gaps at warp speed with very little
effort needed on the gearbox.
A lot has been written about CBR600 gearboxes but after a very
worn Superdream item it seemed fine to me. CBR boxes go off with
age and aren't brilliantly precise from new but the design parameters
are way ahead of old Superdreams; so it just depends where you
come from and where you are going. Late model CBR600's almost
approach Suzuki levels of gearchange precision; the newer and
lower mileage the model the better the gearbox. If you find a
low miler with a slick(ish) gearchange chances are it really is
a low miler.
Back to those first impressions of the CBR600. It really was well
turned out, a natural riding position that gave no qualms and
held no hidden terrors, neutral handling that was lighter than
the Superdream yet much more stable, and an engine with a power
delivery that could be either mild or wild depending entirely
on the level of throttle abuse.
That didn't mean I couldn't get into trouble on it, but that when
I did it was relatively easy to pull back from the abyss, with
none of the Superdream's feeling of being about to fall apart
whenever the brakes were snapped on or the throttle backed off
in corners. At worst, the slightly flexible front forks would
twist and dive a touch, giving some spice to the cornering. The
forks have a reputation for going soggy just as the guarantee
expires but don't then seem to get much worse with age; upgrade
kits abound.
There is a school of thought that suggests that the CBR's very
brilliance as an all-rounder, do anything kind of motorcycle,
makes it a bit on the bland side, with none of the hidden nastiness
of, say, a GSXR750. Which seems, to me, to be a very odd way of
criticising a motorcycle.
Again, it all depends what you are used to and looking back on
those early adventures, in the light of more recent escapades
on much meatier machines, there is perhaps a hint of blandness
about the sheer efficiency of the Honda's engineering.
Certainly, it was the kind of bike that worked best when thrashed
along flat out, though it ran fine at just about any revs in any
gear, all the blood and guts of the design was reserved for the
red-line. It was the way that many old CBR's died a death, thrashed
through the box at exorbitant revs until thrown into a false neutral
and thence tangled valves, especially if it was running a combination
of race ignition kit and open pipe.
Mine didn't die from that, though by 78000 miles it was running
very poorly with a mere 125mph top end. View any CBR with more
than 60,000 miles under its wheels with suspicion. My bike died
a death when it hit the side of a car. This wasn't due to incipient
blindness on my part, but one of the front discs breaking up.
They are infamous for thinning down but don't usually go into
a shrapnel act!
The total loss of braking came as something of a shock to the
system, as did the noise of the explosion of the brake disc. Rather
than coming to a halt at the junction, the bike went into the
side of a cage, was dragged along by its sideways momentum and
ended up being thrashed down the road. I'd gone over the bars,
glanced off the back of the car and then plopped down in front
of an Astra - luckily, the driver had good reflexes and swerved
around my prone body!
To cut a long, bloody story of despair short, I survived to live
another day and the Honda didn't - the wreckage ran to broken
crankcases and twisted frame. I then bought a little Honda CB400
Super Four as light relief. This was a naked bike that needed
to be revved like a racer to get anywhere fast but was easy handling
and very comfortable. It went through the consumables and fuel
(40mpg) at the same rapid rate as the CBR600.
It would buzz along at ton-plus speeds but needed much cog-swapping
to avoid becoming an accident statistic when overtaking on fast roads. On the latter with sweeping bends it was great
fun. Braking and the ability to throw it around offending objects
was even handier than on the bigger Honda.
The bike had done 38000 miles in the hands of no less than seven
riders, only lasted for another 3700 miles before the top end
went all rattly and performance went down to Superdream levels
- the camshaft's lobes had lost their hardening, making it impossible
to set the valve clearances. The oil filter looked like it had
never been changed, though I'd changed the lube twice! Ooops!
The Super Four's a relatively rare bike, not much hope of tracking
spares down in the breakers. I did the clearances as best I could,
gingerly rode to the nearest motorcycle dealer and did a trade-in
for a CB1000N - the only bike on which the dealer would give me
decent money as it was a reluctant seller even with a mere 3500 note
price tag, which must've matched 1200 Bandits, the defining bike
of this genre.
This was a total mammoth, 525lbs of real metal, based on the CBR1100's
power mill but detuned for torque. A sort of grown up Super Four.
Any hint of throttle abandonment had it charging forwards at an
unprecedented rate, seemingly shrugging off its excessive mass.
At least until I tried to throw it around in the bends when massive
muscle strain set in - not a well settled motorcycle, always straining
at the bounds of its torque and mass.
Just to complicate things, the pair of front discs were typically
worn (22000 miles in this case) Honda items. Rather than bring
the monster to a controlled halt, they sent massive judders through
the steering head whilst making strange screaming noises. Left
me running into corners far too rapidly, causing the undercarriage
to grind away as I took the Honda right over on the edge of its
worn Avons... talk about feeling like I was about to fall off
the edge of the world. At least there wasn't any hint of the bike
biting back nastily.
There are quite a lot of CB1000N's in breakers, didn't have a
big problem finding replacement calipers, discs and pads for sixty
notes. Added some new Goodridge hose and fluid. The net result
of all that effort was predictable braking but not really up to
the performance when hustling through the faster bends. Later,
Ferodo pads gave the bike the edge it desperately needed.
With a top speed of close to 150mph, the nakedness of the brute
was emphasized! After half an hour of highly illegal high speed
jinks, I felt like I'd done a couple of rounds with Mike Tyson
- the wind buffeting so heavy that if I tried to move my head
it felt like some huge gorilla was trying to tear it off.
I could get my head down and do about 120mph for an hour before
some vicious pains hit my body, so it was well on the pace and there was loads of power in hand to outmanoeuvre
plod cages. Hardly any need to play games on the gearbox, which
was just as well as it needed the same kind of attention and sweetness
of foot action as an old Superdream. I had a couple of missed
gears resulting in myriad revs but they failed to blow the motor
to smithereens.
In fact, the CB held together for about 30,000 miles and nine
months of extremely hard riding in which I did very little to
the bike except replace the quick wearing tyres (3000 miles!),
change the oil and give it the odd friendly kick. I then detected
the beginning of a camchain rattle, traded in for a 1996 Honda
CBR600 that only had 3700 miles on its clock. Total prime meat!
A bit of an anticlimax after the CB1000N. Until I realised you
had to rev the bearings off it, then its combination of more power
and much less mass added up to some serious speed. Thanks to its
excellent aerodynamics and modicum of protection, 120mph felt
like about 70mph on the CB. 140mph was a realistic cruising speed,
160mph on the clock when taking everything to extremes, with none
of the wind bashing from the bigger Honda. A kind definition of
blandness.
The big problem was that I wanted to ride at heady speeds all
the time and the police wouldn't let me! I had several sessions
with the law, speeding off into the distance only to find the
plod appearing out of nowhere up front - cunning bastards. One
took great delight in telling me that being copped for doing 154.3mph
would result in a prison sentence. Silly bugger. I'd
leave the country rather than face that. In fact, a couple of
address changes seems to have thrown them off the scent.
This CBR had a nice gearchange but a slight hesitation in power
around 5500-6000rpm. As I was lusting after even more power I
went the race pipe and dynojet kit route, which widened the hesitation
from 5000-6000rpm but made the power come in all the harder. No
extra speed but better acceleration, the aerodynamic effect at
high velocities needing a lot more horses than mere external mods
could generate.
With 23000 miles under its wheels, the exhaust began to smoke
heavily and it didn't want to run above 5000rpm! Had to whip the
engine out and take the cylinder head off. One holed piston found
- probably running too lean due to the modifications. A used piston
sorted it, plus a bit of baffling in the silencer to enrichen
the carburation. Just as well, as it had previously made a window
shattering bellow. Lo and behold, the flat spot disappeared!
Stock CBR's last much better; retrospectively, I should've left
well alone. The bike never really regained its previous finesse
after the rebuild, feeling a bit rough where it had previously
been dead smooth, and not really wanting to cut through the 150mph
barrier with any sense of elan. Come 26000 miles, the suspension
went quite slack at both ends, nothing frightening but again the
absence of the previous quality feel. Someone not used to CBR600's
probably wouldn't complain but those in the know would give the
bike a miss.
Added up to time for a change. What should turn up the local paper
but an 8000 mile CB1000N, a mere year and a half old. The owner
was willing to do a straight swap for the 600. He reckoned the
bigger bike was almost impossible to ride above the ton. It was,
too, but only because some plonker had put an extra 10psi in the
tyres. Felt like riding on glass.
Once that was sorted, the big Honda was a ball to ride around
on, in a heavyweight champion of the world kinda way. This one
had a sweet gearchange and a staggering amount of low end power,
some minor tuning mods made to emphasize the torque even more
than on earlier models. It would stomp on a friend's Bandit 1200
and would burn off most bikes up to the ton when the inevitable
aerodynamic nastiness began to overwhelm its torque.
I had such fun with the throttle that it turned in an all time
low of 28mpg! Nearly ran out of fuel in the middle of the countryside,
no way I would even try to push such an old hulk a few yards.
That brings me up-to-date with my adventures on hot Hondas, enjoyed
them all but reckon that a CBR900 will be the next game in town.
I'd prefer one with the plastic stripped off and flat bars fitted,
just to save my back.
Tony S