Replica Oddballs
Kawasaki GPZ400
and ZX-4

A couple of my mates were running
these old Kawasaki imports, buzzing away at the ubiquitous 600's
that most of us rode. And not being far off the pace! After a
heavy smash that wrote off my 600, I made an offer for the GPZ400R.
The bike was as Kawasaki intended except for a rather loud 4-1,
jet kit and modified electronic ignition. The stocker was limited
to about 60 horses but these mod's allowed the watercooled four
cylinder engine to rev deep into the red. The top speed of 135mph
indicated about 75 horses on tap! For a thousand notes it was
a damn good deal...
Or so I thought. So happened that the first day of ownership,
summer turned into autumn with a massive amount of rain! The GPZ
ran these relatively thin sixteen inch wheels shod with Japlops
of a questionable age! Not a combination made in heaven. Any right
wrist madness had the back wheel skipping and hopping all over
the slippery tarmac and the front wheel felt very edgy.
This was because it had almost no adhesive qualities! I found
this out the hard way after slamming the bike through a gap in
the cages on a roundabout. I went to flick the bike up, making
with the throttle, hoping to beat all the cages into the exit
lane. I must've hit the throttle before the bike was completely
upright, the front wheel flipping sideways.
My next conscious moment, landing on my knee and elbow as the
bike skidded along the tarmac into the gutter. I managed to roll
with my body's momentum, somehow just missing being run down by
the cagers who must've thought they were tripping in a parallel
universe! Both bike and I landed up at the junction of the roundabout
and exit lane, the cars streaming past regardless.
After a quick look at my knee and leg flexing session to ensure
nothing was actually broken, I pulled the GPZ upright. A cracked
fairing, broken indicator, bent lever and realigned handlebar.
Still rideable, so I blew into Reading, bought some cream for
the gravel rash knee and made it home in one piece... never going
over 25mph! I wasn't sure if the wobbling front end was a bent
frame or wheel, or just me having a fit of the shakes.
Must've been the latter, because after I fixed the damage, the
bike ran as true as before. Which isn't on rails, to use a well
worn cliche, the sixteen inch front wheel always feeling a touch
nervous but the upside was not much effort needed to heel it in
and out of the tighter corners. Accelerate hard, though, the whole
front end went light and the back squirmed all over the shop.
Not a combination to experience when heeled right over on the
edge of the tyres. Soon became obvious why the previous owner
had been a cut and thrust artist of a high order!

Although the engine was a revvy old beast, not feeling happy until
at least seven grand was on the clock, even in top gear the burst
of acceleration between 90 and 125mph was pretty startling for
a mere 400. As was the amount of exhaust noise it made, a lovely
gravelly wail at twelve grand that used to make the hair on my
back stand up.
Below seven grand there wasn't a clean flow of power, often some
stuttering. This may just've been the non-standard components
not interacting a hundred percent, but I did talk to another owner
running a standard set-up who reckoned his was also a dull boy
at low rpm. At higher revs the 29000 mile old engine felt like
it was in peak condition, emphasized by the way the whole plot
smoothed out!
The twin front discs had recently been upgraded to GPZ600 spec
with decent stuff from the beakers. If anything, they were too
powerful, just a single finger caress had the tyre smoking and
the bars shaking furiously in my hands! No fun at all in the wet,
tended to rely on shutting the throttle. Produced strong engine
braking, along with lots of churning in the transmission and popping
from the exhaust. Sounded like the whole bike was falling apart
but it didn't actually seem to do any damage.
The rear disc barely worked, crud thrown off by the back wheel
always found its way into the caliper, so old that it really needed
a strip and clean every week but only got one every other month!
Occasionally it would remember its purpose in life, locked on
solidly, the back wheel snaking a good foot to either side of
the bike. Sometimes it stayed on until given a good kicking!
The lack of mudguarding meant that all the nooks and crannies
were soon filled up with road debris, once a little rot got under
the paint or alloy it spread like wild fire. Had great chunks
of frame paint fall off! With the full fairing most of the damage
was hidden away, but the plastic itself was fast going off. Crazing
and minor cracks were added to the red shade going very dull.
After a couple of months, the rust spread to the matt black exhaust,
which then cracked up where the down-pipes joined up. What little
baffling it'd been manufactured with was long gone. Even the tickover
caused dustbin lids to bounce up and down, an unlikely chorus.
Taking the exhaust off, two of the header bolts in the cylinder
head snapped off! The threads were corroded solidly into the head!
Bloody Jap alloy! As per the UMG's hacking rules, I drilled into
the screws and cut a smaller thread in each. Worked okay!
The 4-1 was welded up, refitted with a proper silencer, off a
GPZ600. This was a bit noisier than standard, prone itself to
the good old corrosion blues. The carburation was way out! Lots
of surging at low revs and it didn't want to go beyond eleven
grand. The breaker gave me a collection of jets to play around
with and after much messing with the four carb's I finally got
back to where I started, though top speed was down to a mere 130mph.
Fuel remained the same, around the 50mpg mark.
By 36000 miles, the engine rattles reverberated through the plastic!
The camchain was on the way out! This was replaced by threading
a new one on to the old, running it through the engine. Less of
a hassle than a full engine strip. The valves and carbs were done,
the first time I - or anyone else, probably - had touched them.
The motor was a lot quieter but didn't give out any extra power.
A few months later there were a lot of electrical problems, traced
to one of the alternator's coils shorting out. An exchange alternator
and a bit of rewiring solved that. The handlebar switches were
all very vague, so they were swapped for something more modern.
A brand new battery was finally added, the old one looked like
it'd been there from the time of the bike's creation!
Up to 40,000 miles, performance began to lose its edge. Worn out?
Given the way it was run into the red most of the time, quite
probably. Time to sell. The bike went for 750 notes. I added another
500 to the pile and bought a ZX-4 from another so-called friend
which I'd been lusting after for a long time!
This can be considered as a more modern version of the GPZ, not
much difference in power but the handling way ahead of the older
bike. As it was both newer and much lower mileage (12,300 miles
at the time of purchase), it's a bit unfair to compare it to the
GPZ but I felt immediately elevated to a new plane of sophistication
and could throw the bike around like a real hero rather than a
suicidal arsehole.
Incidentally, the new GPZ owner stuffed the bike into a brick
wall on slightly wet tarmac. I'd told him to watch out for the
front tyre and fierce brake but he hadn't paid much attention
to my mutterings. Weird chap insisted on fitting the GPZ's engine
into a GPz750 chassis, having previously managed the rare feat
of getting that engine's con-rods to poke out of the crankcase!
Sounded like a real abortion but it's actually bloody fast and
handles much better than the stocker! Kawasaki obviously missed
an opportunity there.
One of the things I really like about the ZX-4, it fits me perfectly,
whereas the GPZ had my knees and arms slightly misaligned and
despite having a better saddle was less comfortable after the
first 100 miles. The riding position on the ZX was still racy,
felt much better at 120mph than it did at 20mph but, for some
reason, it just suited me fine. Half the battle won!
It may just've been that, on expensive Metz's, the newer Kawasaki
felt much more secure on the road - better than my CBR! - providing
a much more relaxed time. I never had to wonder if the front tyre
was going to go all wanton or if the back was going to shake itself
to a premature death! The Kawasaki just did its job with remarkable
elan.
Top speed was 140mph on the clock but this seemed somewhat optimistic
as my friends' 600's had a slightly easier time of losing me than
when I was on the GPZ! The ZX ran a stock exhaust which was so
quiet I kept thinking the engine had stalled! However, acceleration
from 70 to 120mph was a touch stronger, combined with its ease
of handling, made for a much faster tool on the back roads.
Fuel was slightly poorer at 45mpg, though restrained riding could
turn in a remarkable 65mpg (the GPZ didn't vary much) - restrained
as in keeping the revs below five grand, the engine much smoother
running and more contented than the GPZ. Oddly, the bars trembled
slightly at the ton, where the older bike went really smooth,
before the ZX's vibes disappeared again.
The price paid for the excellent handling and stability (I could
go about twice as fast in the wet and still feel twice as safe)
was poor tyre life, around 3500 miles a set. Brake pads did around
10,000 miles on both machines, the ZX actually having a rear disc
that worked! For some reason it was much less sensitive to road
crud whereas the front calipers gummed up after a month of winter
riding. They were easy enough to clean up.
Some long, fast Continental blasting tested out the ZX's capabilities
thoroughly. The bike wasn't fazed by constant 125mph cruising,
held steady when the wind was whipped up into a frenzy by passing
Merc's on the autobahn and generally gave off an air of quality
and sophistication that was so lacking in the GPZ.
The first winter months somewhat gave the lie to that theory -
wheels, brakes and exhaust rotting away at a rate that took my
breath away! The easy low end power delivery was useful when the
roads turned treacherous but I got caught on some diesel, went
flying. After a certain point there's no way to snap the Kawasaki
back into line.
The amount of damage resultant from the 35mph crash was incredible!
Completely ruined the fairing, including the lights and indicators,
cracked the front wheel, bent the forks, snapped off one handlebar,
dented the tank and somehow detached the seat from the bike! Somehow,
I'd escaped totally unscathed. In my darker moments I wish the
bike had landed on me and saved itself from serious damage.
The frame was still straight, the plastic could be dumped, all
that was really needed to get motive again, a replacement front
end. Two hundred quid's worth of ZZR600 forks and wheel were bought
from the breaker and fitted on. The bike looks rough, doesn't
run so well and I've just gone off it! Have to sell soon.
Dave Crowther